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bowlersandtophats:

Who’s mouth can be bigger when open contest

Damnnit ubisoft if you’re not gonna make a kid for Connor I might as well make my own

I’d like to believe he had a daughter then a son, one to be an assassin, the other to go into law or something

also this gives me an excuse to draw connor doing stupid father stuff

andibasedheroutfitoffofziiobecauseican’tfindgoodreferencesformohawkchildrenclothing

I was moaning to the make-up girl that I hadn’t got a boyfriend, and she said there was a guy on the same job who’d been saying the same thing, that he was looking for a nice girl. At that minute Martin walked in and I just had a thunderbolt. It dawned on me: “Oh, God it’s him!” We flirted with each other all day and when I went home he texted me, saying “You left and I wasn’t done flirting with you. That’s a bit rude.

Amanda Abbington, on how she and Martin Freeman met.

this smooth ass motherfucker

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(via vatican-cameoss)

   

lonebratman:

daisyloveletters:

venezuelan poodle moth

No sir i think that’s a pokemon

Where’s my Pokéball when I need it?

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine you and your favorite character getting locked in a toy store all night and playing around with the toys and having nerf gun fights

edentimm:

i dont exist so you can find me attractive and acceptable